WOMEN , BE VERY CAREFUL

invovled in a two car accident today,both cars demolished,
but amazingly neither one of us was hurt.

after we both crawled out of our cars,
the lady driver looks at me and says
"god works in mysterious ways"
there's nothing left of our cars and we're not hurt
i guess it's meant to be for us to meet like this
and become life long friends.

"oh yes " i say agreeing completely with her
it must be a sign from god.

then she says " look another miracle this bottle of wine survived
the crash it must be a sign for us to celebrate our good fortune
and our new friendship
lets drink up and see what the evening brings.

she hands me the bottle ,
and i drink half of it and pass it back,

she takes it and stuffs the cork back in and hands it back

so i say "aren't you having any"
she says
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"NO I THINK I'LL JUST WAIT FOR THE POLICE"