Woman's poem...

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skidoochick22

Discussion Starter · Sep 27, 2006

Woman's POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh&%

Hey don't blame me, I didn't write it!

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G

· #2 · Sep 27, 2006

skidoochick22 said:
Woman's POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh&%

Hey don't blame me, I didn't write it!

[snapback]912377[/snapback]

NOOO.... No one would think like that!....

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SkidooSteve12

· #3 · Sep 27, 2006

Shouldn't that be a Prayer and not a Poem?

AND I don't think a woman like that exists.

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Big Dog D

· #4 · Sep 27, 2006

skidoochick22 said:
Woman's POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh&%

Hey don't blame me, I didn't write it!

[snapback]912377[/snapback]

Deaf isn't all that important, but she better have a nice pick-up truck!!!

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big mike

· #5 · Sep 27, 2006

I do not golf, so she sounds boring. Now if she had a twin who owned a snowmobile store............................

06MXZXRenegade800

· #6 · Sep 27, 2006 (Edited by Moderator)

Hey now, Pg13!

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G

· #7 · Sep 27, 2006

I don`t know any women that own a golf course and liquor store

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zdooman

· #8 · Sep 28, 2006

SkidooSteve12 said:
Shouldn't that be a Prayer and not a Poem?

AND I don't think a woman like that exists.

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I knew one in high school that went on to own a liquor store... and she was built.. alas I never got to find out about the nypho thing...

probably had something to do with her loud mouth...

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tughillterror

· #9 · Sep 28, 2006

A Deaf Mute with Doube D's.... Gloooooooooorious!

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zdooman

· #10 · Sep 28, 2006

tughillterror said:
A Deaf Mute with Doube D's.... Gloooooooooorious!

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Not sure about the deaf thing... she should here my requests when I want a beer..

skidoochick22

Discussion Starter · #11 · Sep 28, 2006

zdooman said:
tughillterror said:

A Deaf Mute with Doube D's.... Gloooooooooorious!

[snapback]913323[/snapback]

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Not sure about the deaf thing... she should here my requests when I want a beer..

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Yeah...and she could be blind so she wouldn't have to see your spelling mistakes!

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CATEATER_REV

· #12 · Sep 28, 2006

zdooman said:
tughillterror said:

A Deaf Mute with Doube D's.... Gloooooooooorious!

[snapback]913323[/snapback]

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Not sure about the deaf thing... she should here my requests when I want a beer..

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Yeah that is what I am thinking too. We need some things done, so I think that they should be able to hear use. But I like the fact that they don't have to mouth back..

Ryan

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zdooman

· #13 · Sep 28, 2006

skidoochick22 said:
zdooman said:

tughillterror said:

A Deaf Mute with Doube D's.... Gloooooooooorious!

[snapback]913323[/snapback]

Click to expand...

Not sure about the deaf thing... she should here my requests when I want a beer..

[snapback]913354[/snapback]

Click to expand...

Yeah...and she could be blind so she wouldn't have to see your spelling mistakes!

[snapback]913364[/snapback]

hmmm... interesting ... she would have to FEEL her way around.... and its syntax not spelling...

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skidoochick22

Discussion Starter · #14 · Sep 28, 2006

zdooman said:
skidoochick22 said:

zdooman said:

tughillterror said:

A Deaf Mute with Doube D's.... Gloooooooooorious!

[snapback]913323[/snapback]

Click to expand...

Not sure about the deaf thing... she should here my requests when I want a beer..

[snapback]913354[/snapback]

Click to expand...

Yeah...and she could be blind so she wouldn't have to see your spelling mistakes!

[snapback]913364[/snapback]

Click to expand...

hmmm... interesting ... she would have to FEEL her way around.... and its syntax not spelling...

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If you knew enough to know that it was syntax, then you shouldn't have gotten it wrong in the first place!

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skidoochick22

Discussion Starter · #15 · Sep 28, 2006

zdooman said:
skidoochick22 said:

zdooman said:

tughillterror said:

A Deaf Mute with Doube D's.... Gloooooooooorious!

[snapback]913323[/snapback]

Click to expand...

Not sure about the deaf thing... she should here my requests when I want a beer..

[snapback]913354[/snapback]

Click to expand...

Yeah...and she could be blind so she wouldn't have to see your spelling mistakes!

[snapback]913364[/snapback]

Click to expand...

hmmm... interesting ... she would have to FEEL her way around.... and its syntax not spelling...

[snapback]913398[/snapback]

AND...it's "it's" NOT its...LOL don't get me started!

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G

· #16 · Sep 28, 2006

skidoochick22 said:
zdooman said:

skidoochick22 said:

zdooman said:

tughillterror said:

A Deaf Mute with Doube D's.... Gloooooooooorious!

[snapback]913323[/snapback]

Click to expand...

Not sure about the deaf thing... she should here my requests when I want a beer..

[snapback]913354[/snapback]

Click to expand...

Yeah...and she could be blind so she wouldn't have to see your spelling mistakes!

[snapback]913364[/snapback]

Click to expand...

hmmm... interesting ... she would have to FEEL her way around.... and its syntax not spelling...

[snapback]913398[/snapback]

Click to expand...

AND...it's "it's" NOT its...LOL don't get me started!

[snapback]913423[/snapback]

HAHAHAH Atleast it's not only me! zdooman; Welcome to the club.

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skidoochick22

Discussion Starter · #17 · Sep 28, 2006

04MXZ_X_600HO said:
skidoochick22 said:

zdooman said:

skidoochick22 said:

zdooman said:

tughillterror said:

A Deaf Mute with Doube D's.... Gloooooooooorious!

[snapback]913323[/snapback]

Click to expand...

Not sure about the deaf thing... she should here my requests when I want a beer..

[snapback]913354[/snapback]

Click to expand...

Yeah...and she could be blind so she wouldn't have to see your spelling mistakes!

[snapback]913364[/snapback]

Click to expand...

hmmm... interesting ... she would have to FEEL her way around.... and its syntax not spelling...

[snapback]913398[/snapback]

Click to expand...

AND...it's "it's" NOT its...LOL don't get me started!

[snapback]913423[/snapback]

Click to expand...

HAHAHAH Atleast it's not only me! zdooman; Welcome to the club.

[snapback]913439[/snapback]

(imagine this is a different finger)

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G

· #18 · Sep 28, 2006

skidoochick22 said:
04MXZ_X_600HO said:

skidoochick22 said:

zdooman said:

skidoochick22 said:

zdooman said:

tughillterror said:

A Deaf Mute with Doube D's.... Gloooooooooorious!

[snapback]913323[/snapback]

Click to expand...

Not sure about the deaf thing... she should here my requests when I want a beer..

[snapback]913354[/snapback]

Click to expand...

Yeah...and she could be blind so she wouldn't have to see your spelling mistakes!

[snapback]913364[/snapback]

Click to expand...

hmmm... interesting ... she would have to FEEL her way around.... and its syntax not spelling...

[snapback]913398[/snapback]

Click to expand...

AND...it's "it's" NOT its...LOL don't get me started!

[snapback]913423[/snapback]

Click to expand...

HAHAHAH Atleast it's not only me! zdooman; Welcome to the club.

[snapback]913439[/snapback]

Click to expand...

(imagine this is a different finger)

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SkidooSteve12

· #19 · Sep 28, 2006

04MXZ_X_600HO said:
skidoochick22 said:

zdooman said:

skidoochick22 said:

zdooman said:

tughillterror said:

A Deaf Mute with Doube D's.... Gloooooooooorious!

[snapback]913323[/snapback]

Click to expand...

Not sure about the deaf thing... she should here my requests when I want a beer..

[snapback]913354[/snapback]

Click to expand...

Yeah...and she could be blind so she wouldn't have to see your spelling mistakes!

[snapback]913364[/snapback]

Click to expand...

hmmm... interesting ... she would have to FEEL her way around.... and its syntax not spelling...

[snapback]913398[/snapback]

Click to expand...

AND...it's "it's" NOT its...LOL don't get me started!

[snapback]913423[/snapback]

Click to expand...

HAHAHAH Atleast it's not only me! zdooman; Welcome to the club.

[snapback]913439[/snapback]

DUDES - Welcome to the "HUSBAND CLUB!"

I get my emails back corrected.

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Bullett

· #20 · Sep 28, 2006

skidoochick22 said:
Woman's POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh&%

Hey don't blame me, I didn't write it!

[snapback]912377[/snapback]

Sounds like my type of woman. Only quality missing is the ability to gut a deer.

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