The New Husband Store

>A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,
>where woman may go to choose a husband. Among the Sign at the
>entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit
>this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the
>products increase as the shopper ascends floors. The shopper may
>choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the
>next floor, but you cannot go back down except to leave the building!"
>
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
> floor the sign on the door reads:
>
> Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. Hoping to do better she continues on up.
>
> The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love
> Kids.
>
> The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,
> and are Extremely Good Looking.
>
> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>
> She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have
> Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With housework.
> "Oh,mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>
> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
> Floor 5 - These men
> Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-Dead Gorgeous, Help with the Housework,
> and Have a strong Romantic Streak.
>
> She is tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the Sign
> reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
> There are no men on this floor, this floor exists solely as proof that
> women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the New
> Husband's Store.
>
> To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives
> store just across the street.
>
> The first floor sign reads: Wives that love sex.
>
> The second floor sign reads: Wives that love sex and have money.
>
> The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
>