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BE SURE YOU UNDERSTAND THE MEANING.....
Ad that was posted in a Utah newspaper.
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Post Date: Aug 7th, 2006
Expire Date: Sep 6th, 2006
06' Suzuki GSXR 1000 $10,000
Farmington, UT 84025![]()
2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (801)867-****
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I imagine he got a good beating when she saw the ad too!
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He has not properly decoded the message. "Do what ever the f*** you want" really means "You will have no end of trouble if you do, pal!"
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sums it up in a nut shell. Been there and done that......and probolly do it again.Must be a newlywed!!!! Us seasoned veteran husbands know exactly what that statement means and would never sell it,he got it home,most of the battle is over other than being shut off for a few weeks and a couple nights on the couch and the entire liftime of hearing"remember when you"????![]()
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sums it up in a nut shell. Been there and done that......and probolly do it again.Must be a newlywed!!!! Us seasoned veteran husbands know exactly what that statement means and would never sell it,he got it home,most of the battle is over other than being shut off for a few weeks and a couple nights on the couch and the entire liftime of hearing"remember when you"????![]()
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How does you wife like the couch? Mine will take it and then complain about it too in the AM... I dont get it?
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sums it up in a nut shell. Been there and done that......and probolly do it again.Must be a newlywed!!!! Us seasoned veteran husbands know exactly what that statement means and would never sell it,he got it home,most of the battle is over other than being shut off for a few weeks and a couple nights on the couch and the entire liftime of hearing"remember when you"????![]()
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How does you wife like the couch? Mine will take it and then complain about it too in the AM... I dont get it?
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The day my wife takes the couch is the day her boyfriend is paying the bills,I'll be dead!!!
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HAha that is a funny add.
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now thats funny
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an ad in the local today read
2006 mxz 600 ho sdi renegade driven hard & been
in a number of wipeouts $ 2000
i thought that was funny, doesn't even come close
least he was honest
an ad in the local today read
2006 mxz 600 ho sdi renegade driven hard & been
in a number of wipeouts $ 2000
i thought that was funny, doesn't even come close
least he was honest
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A friend just emailed that to me!
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I got that email tonight too. I think it's funny BUT. Help me out here guys. I'm always hearing guys say, "Can't buy this, can't spend that much, wife won't let me".
Are you using your wife/girlfriend as a scape goat (excuse) or does your wife really wear the pants in your house? If she wears the pants, ask her if she'll give me advice LOL
I only ever once suggested we sell something (cause I wasn't allowed to drive it................................
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And now I get to drive when I want
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Are you using your wife/girlfriend as a scape goat (excuse) or does your wife really wear the pants in your house? If she wears the pants, ask her if she'll give me advice LOL
I only ever once suggested we sell something (cause I wasn't allowed to drive it................................
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And now I get to drive when I want
You wear the pants in that relationship. The court 99% of the time rules in favor of the woman so we (males) are pretty much screwed if we don't like it, or you learn to deal with it. Some times, it's buy it and sleep on the couch for a whileI got that email tonight too. I think it's funny BUT. Help me out here guys. I'm always hearing guys say, "Can't buy this, can't spend that much, wife won't let me".
Are you using your wife/girlfriend as a scape goat (excuse) or does your wife really wear the pants in your house? If she wears the pants, ask her if she'll give me advice LOL
I only ever once suggested we sell something (cause I wasn't allowed to drive it................................
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And now I get to drive when I want![]()
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This add reminds me of one in a local paper for a bike a few years back........"Blah Blah Blah must sell girlfriend pregnant.....wife mad"
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We have a recurring ad that appears in the paper in Anchorage. A lot of guys work on the North Slope doing shift work (2 weeks on - 2 weeks off), and when they go on R&R they like to go fishing, hunting, snowmobiling, 4-wheeling, etc... Well most end up divorced because their wives never see them.
"Husband went back to Slope.
Tools, hunting equipment,
4-wheelers, snowmobiles,
guns and truck for sale.
Call Getting Even 555-1212"
I've never called, because I'm afraid my wife might answer
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"Husband went back to Slope.
Tools, hunting equipment,
4-wheelers, snowmobiles,
guns and truck for sale.
Call Getting Even 555-1212"
I've never called, because I'm afraid my wife might answer
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