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"Hello, is this the Sheriff's office?"

"Yes."

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

Who says ******** aren't real bright?

 

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Deadman said:
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Thought the young ones would enjoy it.

I may be old, but I'm not ancient yet, I don't think.

Well maybe in some eyes.



I'll still give ya a run for your money on the trails.

Come Dance with the Devil anytime.

 
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