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Fifteen things to do at Wal-Mart while yourSpouse/
> Partner/Significant Others taking his/her sweet time:
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> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in
> peoples carts when they aren't looking.
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> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off
> at 5 minute intervals.
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> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the
> rest rooms.
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> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an
> official tone,' Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what
> happens.
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> 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of
> M&M's on layaway.
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> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
> area.
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> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell
> other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they
> bring pillows from the bedding department.
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> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to
> cry and ask,'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
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> 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as
> a mirror while you pick your nose.
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> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask
> the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
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> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly
> humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
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> 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look
> using different size funnels.
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> 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse
> through say,'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
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> 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker
> assume the fetal position and scream, 'NO! NO! It's
> those voices again'.
>
> and last but not least,
> 15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ...
> 'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'.
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haha, thats pretty good, the condom one is pretty funny.

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How about putting cow "edit for bad language" in an old purse and tossing it in an empty cart and waiting for someone to take it to the service desk and open it.
Done that already. The person who opened it was an old classmate of ours too. It was pretty sweet! She takes the purse and opens it to find some ID, then she says to a co-worker "there's "edit for bad language" in here". And then laughter erupts from the candy isle.
 

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When I was a teen (not so long ago) we use to tie fishing line to a purse and put the purse on the side of the road.

People would stop their cars, get out and approach the purse. As they bent down to grab the purse we would yank on the fishing line and make the purse move back 5 feet.

You should have see the look on their faces.......we laughed lots with that little stunt!
 

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I used to do stuff like that back when I was a teen, still do actually. But we just get purses and fill them with cow "edit for bad language" and toss them out on the side of the road and watch people pick them up. Get a few purses prepped and gather round a cooler full of beer for an exciting Spring afternoon. Its pretty funny watching the purse fly out the window fifty yards down the road. The best one was when a dude in a Camero with a sweet mullet picked it up. He found the poo in there and must have got his hands full so he went and wiped his hands off on the grass in the ditch, then got in his car and pealed out.
To good times and great fun
 

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Snow Ruffian said:
I used to do stuff like that back when I was a teen, still do actually. But we just get purses and fill them with cow "edit for bad language" and toss them out on the side of the road and watch people pick them up. Get a few purses prepped and gather round a cooler full of beer for an exciting Spring afternoon. Its pretty funny watching the purse fly out the window fifty yards down the road. The best one was when a dude in a Camero with a sweet mullet picked it up. He found the poo in there and must have got his hands full so he went and wiped his hands off on the grass in the ditch, then got in his car and pealed out.
To good times and great fun

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If only you could have got that on video!
 
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