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Posted 19 February 2008 - 10:54 PM

I have a few pet-peeves in life. cluttered work areas,dog hair on my floor and dusty furniture. the most comical being the parking lot superstars on sleds. i have seen people blow their motors in parking lots (jeez,its -20,lets start the sled and hammer it around the lot!). I have seen sled to sled wrecks,sled to car,sled to tree and just plain stupid stuff. what have you guys seen or been apart of? lets not forget the one knee on the seat with no helmet guys (sorry if you are my customers).



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Posted 19 February 2008 - 11:00 PM

I personally like the flatland freestyle. My favorite is the heelclicker to superman combination.

Always makes people shake their heads!!
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Posted 19 February 2008 - 11:00 PM

Great thread! I know exactly the racers your talking about, LOL

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Posted 19 February 2008 - 11:01 PM

how am i ever supposed to be famous if i cant do any of that anymore? haha

yea i know what you mean........bone cold, start her up, and pinn that female dog till she blows haha
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Posted 19 February 2008 - 11:16 PM

How about the unload the sled and give her heck, turn the bars hard as you can to the right and watch the carbides bite!! Go for a full gainer on your head trick??? This all happend within 30 yards of the truck he pulled the sled out of!!!!

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Posted 19 February 2008 - 11:19 PM

One of my friends is like that, he pulls the rope and bars the throttle in one swift motion. He's the one always doing donuts or jumping snow banks while we're putting our gear on and letting our sleds warm up. We usually get some good laughs out of him when he dumps the sled doing donuts or falls of jumping the snowbanks.


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Posted 19 February 2008 - 11:27 PM

Like this guy.

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Posted 20 February 2008 - 06:57 AM

I seen this one in a parking lot and darn near laughed so hard it hurt for a hour!!! A group of us were leaving later in the afternoon to go on a backpack trip. As we were letting sleds warm up 3 guys pulled in by a pickup parked across from us. 2 guys took off there lids while the third on a cat did donuts and jumps in parking lot. The 2 guys then went to trailer and stood on the back so trailer was tipped back 3rd guy lined up and tried to jump into back of his pickup. Well I dont know if they did this before sucsefully or not but it was not this time!!! The guy overshot and he sailed threw the back window of his newer pickup!! Dented the box in and cab as well as wrecked the sled!! I couldnt help but laugh so hard and the madder the guy got the more i laughed!!!

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Posted 20 February 2008 - 07:02 AM

I stay as far away from parking lots and roads in general as I can.
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Posted 20 February 2008 - 07:52 AM

I find people doing stupid things entertaining , in the summer its the boat ramp <_<
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Posted 20 February 2008 - 07:55 AM

I stay as far away from parking lots and roads in general as I can.

I like the clowns at the gas station with a can (nothing against cans) that fuels his sled up then starts it up and jucies it, lets off, jucies it, lets off, and your supposed to think Wow that is heavily modified, that thing won't even idle! Must have a crazy cam in it!!! hahaha

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Posted 20 February 2008 - 07:58 AM

Oh man i would have been on the ground rolling at the guy putting his sled through the back of his pickup. <_<

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Posted 20 February 2008 - 08:28 AM

What about the guy that is too much of a man to sit down while using reverse? He's standing up when he presses the throttle and and gets thrown into the bars pressing the throttle to the bar. Full speed into a snow bank or worse. The last one I saw ended up in a roll over as he turned the bars while laying on them.

Ya, the boat ramps are a good source of entertainment. Especially the big ones on the great lakes.
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Posted 20 February 2008 - 08:29 AM

Hey Ian

How about the guy we saw on the F7 doing some jumps showing off and then hit a tree. Then he gets off his sled and throws a fit, throws his helmet and kicks his sled. Although I would expect this kind of behavior from a cat rider.
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Posted 20 February 2008 - 08:41 AM

OK, I know I was picking on the other 'pet peeves' thread, but I have to agree with part of this thread. When someone fires up a two stroke and then 'warms it up' by holding it to the bar on a track stand (or in neutral,) or even better, riding it WOT, it simply makes me cringe. If it's someone I know I will usually resist the urge to beat them sensless and try to politely explain why they shouldn't do that, but they usually won't listen. I was trying to explain to a guy I dirt bike with that WOT is not the best way to warm up his CR250, and he was giving me the 'yeah, whatever... if I don't do it that way it will foul a plug'... Not 30 seconds later he snapped a piston skirt and punched a hole through the bottom of the case. There's times when you can telepathically communicate the message 'I told you so', and that was one of those times.
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