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#1 BAR IT!

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Posted 04 June 2017 - 08:17 AM

Just thought that our fellow Dootalkers should have a place to post their words of wisdom.

 

Here we go:

 

If flames erupt from the shift console of your Ford Torino (while flogging that Torino unmercifully), DO NOT​ pour Bacardi 151 into the shift console in an attempt to extinguish said flames.

 

Last night a friend of mine reminded me of that 40 year blast from the past.  His car, his Bacardi.  I was one of the "innocent" passengers who set a world record exit time from the back seat.


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#2 BARK-A-LOUNGER

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Posted 04 June 2017 - 10:58 AM

In ones youth one should not play with 151..........one of my experiences with it that I'll share is while goofing around doing shots I thought it would be funny to light one an threaten to drink it down........well.....you know that scraggly youth beard you first grow and are oh so proud of.........don't get too close as it will go up in a stinky flash and cause you to go from the life of the party......to the laughing stock......


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#3 Go Fast or Go Home

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Posted 04 June 2017 - 03:40 PM

Three words of wisdom from me at my age.  I saw this on the movie Bucket Liist

 

Never pass by a bathroom

 

Never trust a fart.

 

Never waste an erection.

 

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#4 Driggs

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Posted 04 June 2017 - 05:43 PM

Don't sweat the petty stuff...

 

And don't pet the sweaty stuff...



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Posted 04 June 2017 - 06:26 PM

Probably the best words of wisdom are not to trust the words of wisdom on the internet...

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#6 snow dance

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Posted 04 June 2017 - 06:45 PM

A 7 in the bar will be a 3 in the morning.


 

                                                                                                                 

 

 

                                           

 

 

 

                                                                                                                         

 

 

  

 

 

                                              



 

 


#7 depot14

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Posted 04 June 2017 - 06:52 PM

If you're trying to buy anything, and the seller is making it difficult for one reason or another, walk away. I learned a long time ago, don't beg people to take your money.

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Posted 04 June 2017 - 07:42 PM

Those who know...ride Ski Doo.

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#9 Go Fast or Go Home

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Posted 04 June 2017 - 08:28 PM

Probably the best words of wisdom are not to trust the words of wisdom on the internet...

 

But 1sfurness----If it's on the internet it must be true.

 

Don~



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Posted 04 June 2017 - 08:46 PM

Ill play ... You have only failed when you've failed to try !!


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Posted 04 June 2017 - 09:01 PM

It's better to sit there and look dumb than to open your mouth and prove it.

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Posted 04 June 2017 - 09:15 PM

Never pick your nose on a bumpy road.

#13 brutus503

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Posted 04 June 2017 - 09:16 PM

You're a unique individual. Just like everybody else.

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Posted 04 June 2017 - 11:14 PM

It is easier to pick an explanation from a hat of answers, or using the Magic 8 Ball, but it doesn't work too well.



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Posted 05 June 2017 - 01:00 AM

When someone says Hi, how ya doing? The best response is,,,Not good enough to brag, and not bad enough to complain. Because the reality is,,,no one really cares to hear either.




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